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SPOILER WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THE GAME YET, PLEASE DO!

OTHERWISE THIS WILL MAKE NO SENSE OR RUIN PARTS OF THE GAME YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO YET.

SO PLEASE, GO PLAY IT, SERIOUSLY!

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WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

YOU BETTER HAVE PLAYED THE GAME BY NOW.

I WANT NO RESPONSIBILITY OVER SPOILING THINGS FOR OTHERS.

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[Snowdin, Grillby's pub]

Sans and I have just been going about our normal routine.

Talking, filling the bar with puns, just having a good time, plus catching up with Grillby.

Heck, we're even going so far as to share a basket of fries that are drowning in ketchup because Sans just loves to prank on me and the lid fell off.

Not that I mind it though, pranking is just another way he shows he cares about others.

You only mess with the ones you love right?

Ah, that word...Love.

It holds so much more meaning down here.

Love is a variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes that ranges from interpersonal affection to pleasure.

It can refer to an emotion of a strong attraction and personal attachment as well as it can also be a virtue representing human kindness, compassion, and affection.

It may also describe compassionate and affectionate actions towards others, one's self or animals.

If one were to look at it in a scientific sense, love may be understood as a function to keep human beings together against menaces and to facilitate the continuation of the species by the secretion of mental feel good chemicals that train the brain into attaching on a compatible partner.

But this is the positive love...the negative LOVE is LV.

Level of Violence.

A way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt.

The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself, the more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt, and the more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.

From what Sans informed me about it, LV causes HP, AT, and DF to increase along with the growing LV.

The higher your LV, the stronger and more durable you become, but at the greatest cost imaginable.

The highest LV known of was Frisk's, she got to LV level 20 after killing Sans.

Knowing that even I have a LV level of 1 bothers me, oh how I wish I could make that a 0.

Damn...It's things like this that almost make me want to start drinking the hard stuff.

"hey. you okay?"

"Huh...Oh. Just spaced out again. My bad."

"if you keep that up, i'm going to have to put a rope around you."

"Why?"

"so i can pull you back down to earth of course."

I giggle as Grillby brings me a glass of chocolate milk.

"Thanks for the moo juice hot stuff."

A faint chuckle leave the fiery bartender and it makes me wonder...Can Grillby speak after all?

"so sweetheart...how did the true lab treat ya?"

Nice way to bring that mess up.

"So you know about that."

"alphys called me after she found you down there with the weed. why were you with him anyway? i thought you two were like cats and dogs."

"I've been trying to establish a family relationship with him. Letting the past be the past and doing a personal reset on ourselves."

"reset?"

"Wiping the slate clean as it were. It's been a hard road. But I think it's working. We've made some good progress. I really think he sees me as his sister now."

"ever think that he's just pretending in order to lull you into a trap?"

"Sure. I mean, this is Flowey we're talking about. The guy who tried to kill me on sight. The guy who paralyzed me twice. The guy that left me bed ridden with broken bones. Which reminds me, I should probably see if I can get Alphys to check that out. It would suck if the bones weren't healing right."

"yeah, you don't want to find calcium deposits building up in there. that could really make for a bad time."

"I should set an appointment. Otherwise I show up at the lab and Mettaton will end up wanting to play doctor with me."

That thought makes me shiver and Sans flinches.

"yeah...let's change the subject back. the true lab and flowey..."

"Right...That place held a lot of sadness. A lot weird energy. A lot of secrets. I learned a lot in that lab. But the thing I hold dear from that place is the proof that deep inside that floral shell of his, there is Asriel. He's lost behind a lot of pain and apathy, but he's in there."

"how do you know?"

"I promised not to tell.

"ah come on."

"Sorry. These lips are sealed."

"oh really?"

Sans's tone is too playful for my own good.

"not even if i were to offer you this?"

He holds up a dribbling fry and I smirk at his bold little game...two can play here my fellow tease.

"are you really going to not open...eh..."

I lean in and slowly take the fry from him with my teeth, keeping eye contact the whole time then lick my lips from the dripping ketchup.

I don't think I have ever seen his skull so blue, not only that, but Grillby's blushing so bad from what he just saw that he's radiating enough heat to make me start to sweat.

"Guess my lips weren't as sealed as I first thought, huh Sansy~?"

I can be such a tease when the mood hits me.

Sans just stares at me in stunned disbelief as I seem to go back to being normal like nothing weird or tension inducing happened just now.

"Hmmm...Great food as always Grillz."

Grillby flickers a few times then bolts to the back room...I may have pushed my limit with him.

"Guess we just leave the gold on the bar huh?"

I question while putting some gold on the counter and turning to face Sans, who has yet to say a word.

"Sans? You okay?"

"..."

"Sweety?"

His face, while still blue, darkens and his eye sockets go empty.

"lynn..."

"Y-yeah?"

"payback sucks."

He grabs me by my shoulders and pulls us off our seats, letting me just barely get a glimpse of that flaring left eye before he bites the crook of my neck on my right, hiding his face from the other monsters as a sharp moan escapes me in embarrassed horror.

I slap my hand over my mouth but it's too late, all eyes are on us, mostly me do to Sans hiding in my side, I feel like dying right now.

"psst...lynn..."

Sans leans into my ear and whispers.

"geeettttttt dunked on!"

Oh...my...god...he beat me...he jumped the shark and beat me...must resist the urge to slap him silly while congratulating him!

"I...I-i have to go."

I break away from him in a flustered mess, stumbling over myself in my rushed panic to flee.

"lynn, wait!"

I don't look back and peel out once I get the door open, making a beeline for the Ruins to hide this shame, whether Sans is bothering to give chase or not I don't know, I just keep running.

I can't believe he did that.

It was a cheap shot.

It was cheating.

It was...nice?

Dear lord, what is that bonehead doing to me?!

I'm a filthy sinner!

I'm a...ah fucking hell, Gaster saw that!

Shit!

Damn!

I'm so fucked!

Just keep running!

Don't look back!

Don't stop!

Don't die!

I forget the puzzles are set up and the guards are on duty.

I do my best to speed my way through everything, as I feel like the moment I stop something will happen, what I don't know, but I don't want to find out, so I keep moving.

I do good up to Doggo's post, darn mutt chases me a bit but gives up when I kick up some snow and he goes after that movement instead, letting me zoom past a very confused Papyrus who isn't sure of what he just saw other than a white blur.

Once I make it past Sans's post and cross the bridge, I know I'm home free.

I just have to get the door open and I'll be fine.

Wait...my legs are moving yet...why am I not going anywhere?

[You're blue now.]

I look at my now showing soul and it's very blue indeed, how long has it been out?

This can only mean one thing...

"geez kid, don't you know it's rude to run off like that?"

Damn it, I was so close, I'm literally like 10 feet from the door.

Sans steps out from behind the bush and his left eye is still lit up as his left hand glows with the same magic that is hold me ever so much off the ground.

"really now. you didn't even give me a chance to apologize or anything."

I look at the ground and rub my arm awkwardly.

"i'm gonna put you down now. please don't run anymore. i just want to talk. okay?"

I nod and he slowly lowers me down, I don't run but I don't move either.

I'm not really sure how to handle this.

"Sans...I..."

I get cut off when he hugs me, I wasn't expecting that, but I don't resist it...I hold him in return.

"Sorry I ran."

"sorry i made you run."

Both our holds tighten and his eyes return to normal.

"you know i didn't mean to..."

"I know. I over did it too. I mean, poor Grillby nearly went nuclear after seeing that frying thing."

"heh...that was pretty hot."

I giggle, I don't care if it was a pun or not, it was cute.

"I guess that was a bit steamy of me. No wonder you got so heated from it."

"heheh...it was. though, i think my move had a bit more bite to it."

"*snickers* It was quite the bold move too. I'm surprised I didn't see it coming. Usually I can see right through you."

That cracks him up, laughing enough to shake me a bit, at least our weird moment ice is broken and we're back to being ourselves.

Since we are so close to door, we decide to sit at it and just do what we always do...make puns to our heart's content.

[In Hotland, Laboratory]

Today was new anime day for Undyne.

Alphys had picked out something that she hoped would be up her fishy girlfriend's alley.

It was also going to be a chance Alphys planed to maybe get her to sleep over, the very thought made her nose want to bleed.

"Yo! Alphys! What's this anime you've been hype about?"

"Oh...uh...I-it's called...Gun Sword."

"Hold on...This isn't one of those with misleading titles is it?"

"Nope."

"So it really has guns and swords?"

"Yes...A-and they're q-quite large too. Plus, huge battle robots."

"...Alphys..."

"Y-yeah?"

Undyne grabbed hold of Alphys and grinned wickedly.

"We must watch all of it!"

Aside from the scary 'nearly piss yourself moment', this worked well into Alphys plan, Gun Sword is 26 episodes long, no way was Undyne going home tonight.

With a quick snack set up and DVD arrangement later, the two ladies were all set for a day of binge watching.

"So what's the plot about anyway?"

"Well...The story is set on the 'Planet of Endless Illusion', a place where rogues of all sorts gather. The protagonist, Van, travels the world searching for a man with a clawed right hand who killed his bride. He is joined by several other travelers along the way, each linked to the clawed man by a personal loss."

"Wicked! A revenge story. Those make for the best fight scenes!"

"T-true. Also, all the toughest battle mechs are partly named after days in the week. Van has Dann of Thursday."

"Kind of a weak name, but still cool. Let's get this party started!"

"Okay. L-let me just turn on the..."

"Did someone say turn on~?"

A long flirtatious leg dangled in the lab entry door and it made Undyne groan as Alphys became flustered...Mettaton and his teasing never rubbed Undyne in a pleasant way.

"I thought you were going to be in Waterfall all day visiting family?"

"I was and still am darling. I just came back to pick up a few odds and ends I wanted to bring back to the old homestead."

"Whatever. Just get it and go. This is supposed to be our day without you."

Unamused, Mettaton snubbed his noise up at her and strut himself by.

"Your attitude stinks honey. But of course, that could just be your B.O. mucking up the place."

"What?!"

Alphys still too embarrassed to do anything, watches on as a diva fight was about to go down.

"You want to fight tin can? 'Cause I'll wreck your ass!"

"Please. Fighting you is pointless."

"Ha! Because you know I'll win!"

"No, because it would be beneath me to hurt someone so weak."

Something in Undyne snapped and a dozen or so spears were lobbed at Mettaton.

But he predicted this, Undyne was well known for her short fuse, it made it easy to move just ever so slightly out of the way of each spear with little effort.

"Are you finished dear? I really would like to get back to Blooky some time today?"

"I will fucking turn you into scrap metal!"

[CLICK]

The large monitor turned on of its own accord, mostly due to the cameras placed throughout the areas had picked up movement and is set up to activate as such.

This at least stopped the fighting for the moment much to Alphys's relief, but once the image focused her relief ended, mostly because of how a certain robot did not like what he saw.

It was the video feed from the bush camera by the Ruin's door and it seemed to be showing a rather private lovey moment.

Sure it wasn't much, just Sans and the human hugging each other, no big deal...right?

"That slacker! He's suppose to be at his post! I knew that human would be a problem!"

"I-i thought you were f-friends with her?"

"She owes me a fight damn it! So, uh, it's a half friendship-thing, I don't know!"

"HANDS OFF MY WOMAN YOU CALCIFIED CON ARTIST!"

Steam was practically coming out of Mettaton's ears, this gave Undyne ideas.

"Looks like you have a bone to pick with Sans."

"NOT NOW UNDYNE!"

"Ah, what's the matter robutt-head? You mad 'cause she likes her men a little bony~?"

"I WILL END YOU!"

"L-look. They're moving."

Another fight prevented thanks to random movement.

Now Sans and the human were sitting in the snow leaning up against the doors to the Ruins, nothing bad, just talking, laughing, making puns...simple and clean.

But then...

"Forget the anime, let's watch this!"

"The ship is real...I-i have new fanfics to write!"

"...I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! I SWEAR TO ASGORE, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, SANS!"

[Outside the Ruins]

"Okay, okay, I got a good one...*sighs* Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. 'Gentlemen,' the Devil started, 'Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell.' The philosopher then stepped up, 'OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings.' With a snap of his fingers, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. 'Then, go to Hell!' With another snap of his fingers, the philosopher disappeared. The mathematician then asked, 'Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!' With a snap of his fingers, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. 'Then, go to Hell!' With another snap of his fingers, the mathematician disappeared too. The idiot then stepped forward and said, 'Bring me a chair!' The Devil brought forward a chair. 'Drill 7 holes on the seat.' The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, 'Which hole did my fart come out from?' The Devil inspected the seat and said, 'The third hole from the right.' 'Wrong,' said the idiot, 'it's from my butt-hole.' And with that, the idiot went to heaven."

Sans laughed so hard he had to hold his sides to contain himself, his bones rattling with the hilarity if it all, I feel like I just scored the winning point here.

"heheh...heh...oh man...i did not see that one coming."

"I claim this round goes to me my fine fellow."

"oh not so fast sweetheart. i got one that'll knock your socks off."

"Bring it on punny bones."

"fine, but you asked for it...one day all of the bodily organs were deciding who should be in charge: 'i should be in charge,' said the brain, 'i run all the body's systems, without me nothing would happen.' 'i should be in charge,' said the heart, 'i circulate oxygen and nutrients all over the body.' 'no! i should be in charge,' said the stomach, 'i process the food that gives us all energy.' 'i should be in charge,' said the legs, 'without me the body couldn't go anywhere.' 'i should be in charge,' said the eyes, 'i allow the body to see where it goes.' 'i should be in charge,' said the anus, 'i am responsible for waste removal.' all of the other body parts laughed at the anus and insulted him. so he shut down. within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the heart pumped toxic blood. they all decided that the anus should be the boss. what's the moral of the story? even though everybody else does all of the work, the asshole is usually in charge."

I burst into laughter, beating on the snow and making it fly.

"i think that proves victory is mine this round."

"Hahaha...heheh...Okay bone boy. I'll give you this round. But now it's time to step it up a to the next level."

"flirty jokes?"

"Bingo."

"alright with me sweetcheeks...if i had a star for every time you brightened my day, i'd have a galaxy in my hand."

"Oh my. Starting on a sweet note I see. Okay...We must be subatomic particles, because I feel a strong force between us."

"and i see we have a theme already...are you a singularity? not only are you attractive, but the closer i get to you, the faster time seems to slip by."

"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."

"are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware."

I blush with giggles and playfully punch his shoulder much to his amusement.

"that's my point. two more and i win."

"Oh it is on now...Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element."

"i love every bone in your body, especially mine."

"According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me."

"are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? you must be, because you are BeAuTi-ful."

"Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real."

"your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!"

"did you know that your body is made of 70% water? and now i'm thirsty."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe."

"wanna dance? i can really put your inertia in motion."

"You plus Me equals Grand Unification."

"my love for you is like dividing by zero, it cannot be defined."

"Let's convert our potential energy into some kinetic energy."

He shivers and his cheeks burn blue much to my delight.

"I call point there."

"oooh you are gonna get it now. no mercy."

"I fear nothing from you."

"...S.I.N.G.L.E. stands for...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting! everything that you are!"

I'm stunned, my blush goes full on, like the harshest of slaps just hit me, and it gives him the biggest shit-eating grin that threatens to crack his skull in sheer smugness.

"you want to repeat that sweetheart? 'cause i believe that makes it one point you..."

He leans in and pokes my nose twice.

"and two points me."

"..."

"lynn?"

"Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us? Because right now there's a intense spark shooting through every nerve in my body that is wanting me to cling to you and never let go."

His grin falters, just staring into my eyes like I spoke backwards, and after a moment, that hand that poked my nose slips around my neck before pulling me into a tight embrace that I return with need.

"don't let go."

"Never...And that's my point."

"final round?"

"Yeah. You or me first?"

"ladies first."

"Alright...If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority."

"if i supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together."

"I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us."

"wanna violate the pauli exclusion principle with me?"

"You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits."

"your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm."

"In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now."

"i've had my ion you for a long time sweetheart."

"What is life? Life is love. What is love? Love is kissing. What is kissing? Come here and I show you."

I give his cheek a peck and he pulls away to press his forehead to my own.

"please."

"Please what?"

"please...kiss me."

"Uh..."

"please?"

"Sans, I..."

"i'm doing it again, aren't i?"

"D-doing what?"

"forcing this and scaring you."

I avert my eyes to the snow and he sighs with distress.

"i know i'm slow and lazy for everything else. yet when it comes to you, i don't know why, but i end up trying to speed things along. it's just...this is the first time line that everything that could go right actually does. our reports showed a massive anomaly in the time space continuum. time lines jumping left and right, stopping and starting...until suddenly, everything ends. you can't understand how this feels. knowing that one day, without any warning...it's all going to be reset."

"Sans..."

"look. i gave up trying to go back a long time ago. and getting to the surface doesn't really appeal anymore, either. cause even if we do...we'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right? to be blunt...it makes it kind of hard to give it my all...or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy...? hell if i know anymore. all i know is...seeing what might come next...i can't afford not to care anymore."

"Sans please..."

"i want to care. i want to believe. i want everything to be like this and stay like this. and it's because of you that i have these feelings. from out of nowhere, you came into my life and made me realize that anything is possible...even...even love."

"Sans."

"your face is all i think about. i mean seriously, everything you do is cute. i just want to be able to freely express how i feel everyday and talk to you everyday. *soft chuckle* you are the love that came without warning; you had my heart before i even knew it. and now, i guess what i'm trying to say is..."

"Sans!"

He jumps and I hold his face in my hands as his eyes widen nervously, his blush ever increasing in its blue hue.

"k-kiddo? what are y-you doing?"

"Sans...You talk too much."

I give him his wish if it's what he truly needs and will make him feel better...I give him a kiss.

To say he's shocked, well, if he was it doesn't last long, as he's practically swooning after a few seconds and I pull back.

He looks so adorable, all flushed with goo-goo eyes, was it really that good to him, I didn't really let myself get a feel for it myself, I just wanted to make him happy.

"sweetheart...that was sansational~!"

"Really?"

"allow me to repay your sweetness~."

He moves in for a kiss of his own but I block him with finger to his mouth.

"Easy sweety. Too much too soon ruins the best things in life. After all, slow and steady is the way to go. I hear that's how races are won."

He flinches and the blue pales away in horror.

It takes a moment to realize why he's like that as the memory of that night replays in my head, the night Gaster showed me he was touching his soul, he used that line in his fantasy...oh fuck a duck!

He just looks at me with a expression that screams 'please tell me you don't know my dirty sinful secret' and for the sake of this moment and our friendship I will lie for now, maybe one day I can tell him, but that is so not today.

"Such a weird expression huh. But it still works. Let's just ease this along. The goal may be the destination, but the journey getting there is the part that makes it all worth while."

"hmmm...i suppose your right. but now we're uneven and that just won't do. bad enough i still have a tab at grillby's. i won't start one with my sweetheart and her sugar."

"*snickering* Good lord man, do you hear how cheesy you are right now?"

"maybe you're right about me talking too much. actions speak louder than words anyway~."

"Sans?"

He pushes me over and climbs on top of me, I'm startled but not fearful, if the look in his eyes were stronger than yeah I'd be worried, but his eyes are more playful in a teasing way.

"Naughty bones, what are you up to?"

"heh...you may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...is to fall for me."

"*giggles* Oh, too late there punny bones."

Holding my arms down at the sides he moves into my neck and nips at where he bit me earlier before clamping down along the lateral cervical region, causing a shocked moan to nearly shrill out of me, a sound that I can feel makes him smirk as he starts to suck on the skin.

How he does that with no lungs, lips, or anything other anatomical necessity needed for this is beyond me, so I'm just saying it's magic and leaving it at that.

"*wince* Sans...the hell are you...*whimper* Are you...giving me a hickey? *groan*"

He chuckles into my neck then gives one last long suck as he pulls off, making a wet popping sound and then admires his work.

"i prefer then term love bite. has a nicer ring to it. don't you think so?"

"You know Toriel will kick your butt if she finds out you did this."

"that's if she finds out it was me. and i have a very good feeling you're not the type to tell their mom about where this lovely mark came from."

"...You really thought this out before, haven't you?"

"...maybe?"

"Oh my...Such a naughty sinner you are."

"says the girl who seemed to enjoy it so much."

"Touché. You win this game naughty bones. I admit defeat to your more epic skills."

"thank you sweetheart."

"I just have one question though."

"oh?"

"If from what I've learned is true and I'm your first relationship, how is it you know what your doing?"

I can only describe the look he has as the anime 'oh shit' sweat drop and blushing look.

"Sans? Have you been reading the relationship books that Papy is studying?"

"uh..."

"Ha! Busted."

"yeah, well, whatever."

"Ah come on sugar skull, don't mope. It's doesn't suit you. Now that charming smile of yours, that looks a hell of a lot bet...uh..."

"lynn?"

An ominous shadow covers us both and its eyes gleam with overprotective fire.

"Dude...We are so boned."

"not now sweetheart."

"What are you doing to my child?!"

The calm building rage in Toriel's voice is deadly, small embers even leak out in her huffing...How did she even know to come check on the door?

If this doesn't get handled right Sans's goose is not just cooked, but burned to a charred crisp.

[In Hotland, Laboratory]

The slow evolution of friendliness, to flirtatiousness, to comforting, to romance between the skeleton and the human was far more entertaining then the anime Alphys had originally planned, plus it was giving her all sorts of ideas for fan fictions that she was taking notes for as she watched.

Undyne felt a little lopsided about it, on the one hand what she was seeing was freaking hot to her and it made her want to try to mimic the same things with Alphys, but on the other hand seeing Mettaton blowing fuse after fuse for seeing this was an opportunity that was far too damn tempting to ignore.

Mettaton did NOT approve of the show his optical sensors were witnessing, it was bad enough that Sans took her from him without explanation that one time, but now he was all over her, and it was driving the mechanical TV star to overheat with pure unadulterated jealousy fueled envy hate.

"What should the ship name be? If her name goes first it could be Lans, Lyns, Lsans, Lynns, Lynss, Lynans, Lynsis, Lysans, Lynsans, Lynsies, Lynsins, Lynsiens, Lynssans, or Lynsisans. But if his name is first that could make it Sane, Ssie, Sanie, Sanse, Sasie, Snsie, Sansie, Synn, Synsie, Sannsie, Sanssie, Slynsie, Salynsie, Sanynsie, Sanlynsie, or Sansynsie. Oooh so many choices!"

"Hey Mettaton, don't you think they make a cute couple together or what?"

"*seething snarls*"

"What's wrong buddy? You mad that the only switch she'll be flipping is his bone~?"

"*snarling intensifies*"

"U-undyne, maybe you s-should easy up on him."

"What? I'm not doing anything but speaking the truth. And the truth is, the human is hookin' up with Sans."

[SNAP]

Mettaton finally lost it and his body released vast amounts of steam, hiding him from the ladies.

After being a few weird strange servo sounds and metal clacking, the steam begins to fade, revealing something rather dangerous.

[Mettaton NEO makes his premiere!]

Mettaton NEO resembles Mettaton EX, but is larger and has a more combat-oriented design.

His right forearm is replaced by what appears to be a cannon, his shoulders are clad in pauldrons, which are shaped like legs, and are longer than his arms, and he has wings on his back, the soul on his waist points upwards in a more monster-like manner, and he has a pink heart shape engraved on his chest plate, his hair on the right side is spiked out, revealing an entirely black segment of his face, with a sparkle or cross-hair in place of his right eye.

"M-mettaton?"

"Punk?"

"MY, MY, THIS IS AN ISSUE, ISN'T IT?"

"Mettaton...P-please, calm down. You're u-upset."

"ALPHYS DARLING. I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING GHASTLY."

"W-what's that?"

"YOU SEE, I CAN'T BE A TRUE STAR WITHOUT MY CO-STAR. BUT IT SEEMS THAT THERE'S A PROBLEM HERE. THAT, FIEND, IS TAKING HER FROM ME. I CAN'T ALLOW THIS NO LONGER!"

Now this was troubling, either Mettaton was just going to go threaten Sans into leaving the human alone or he was actual going to fight him in a duel of honor, male monster vs male monster over a female both covet.

Undyne however wasn't one to rely on these odds and blocked the way with spear in hand.

"Okay microwave, go to your room and cool down. You aren't leaving here so long as you're all pissed off and ready to kill. If you don't, I'll be forced to turn you off."

"AH HA HA. EAGER, AS ALWAYS, EH? BUT DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL. THERE'S SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T ACCOUNTED FOR. AS ANY TRUE FAN WOULD KNOW, I WAS FIRST CREATED AS A HUMAN ERADICATION ROBOT. IT WAS ONLY AFTER BECOMING A STAR THAT I WAS GIVEN A MORE...PHOTOGENIC BODY. HOWEVER. THOSE ORIGINAL FUNCTIONS HAVE NEVER BEEN FULLY REMOVED. SO IF YOU INTEND TO DENY ME OF MY GLORY, I'LL BE FORCED TO SHOW YOU UP CLOSE AND PERSONALLY."

"Is that a promise tin man? 'Cause I've been wanting a decent fight for the longest time."

"FINE THEN! RRRRREADY? IIIIIIIT'S SHOWTIME!"

"Deactivation override code Alpha, Omega, Undyne!"

With those words uttered Mettaton drops to his knees and his lights begin to fade, his power shutting off in a slow drain.

"GH...I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT TO JOIN MY FAN CLUB...?"

His voice even oozed out in a slow drone before his body fell over and went dark.

"The heck was that?"

"A fail safe code. I made it in case the body ever rejected him and went crazy."

"Bet you never thought he'd be the one to go nuts huh?"

"Nope."

Something then clicked in Undyne's head and she smirked teasingly at Alphys.

"So...You used my name in his programming?"

Alphys blushed hard and hid her face in her hands.

"I-it helps me to remember things if I u-use your name."

"Awww...That's so cute!"

The fish captain plants a big smooch on her nerdy girlfriend and is caused the mother of all nose bleeds to shoot out of Alphys much to Undyne's joy.

Just then the monitor revealed the Ruin's door opening, a female Asgore look a like came on the screen, and Undyne took note of her.

"So that's Asgore's ex, Queen Toriel. She really is hiding in the Ruins."

"Huh? That's the Queen?"

"You don't know her?"

"N-no. I was hired on sometime after she left. I-i've only had dealings with the King."

"Well that's interesting...Wanna see if Sans can get out of this without getting his ass kicked?"

"S-sure!"

"Sweet! Pass the chips."

[Outside the Ruins]

This feels like the snow tickle incident all over again.

Toriel walking out on a compromising situation that looks so much worse than it really is do to Sans being on top of me...honestly, how often do we end up like this anyway?

"*whispers* i don't think we can talk our way out of this one."

"*whispers* What do we do then?"

"You have five seconds to get off her!"

"*whispers* sweetheart..."

"One..."

"*whispers* What sweety?"

"Two..."

"*whispers* please don't be mad about what i'm about to do."

"Three..."

"*whispers* Wait, why?"

"Four..."

"*whispers* i'll call you later."

Sans sneaks a kiss to my nose before teleporting away and greatly confusing Toriel.

"Uh...Where did he go?"

I stand up and shake the snow off me like a dog.

"He did as you wanted mama. He got off me."

"My child!"

The hugs never end today, she embraces me and smothers me in her form.

"Are you alright? Did he hurt you? *gasp in horror* What happened to your neck?! Did he do that?"

"Mom! Calm down. It's just a blood vessel that popped a bit when I cracked my neck. Sans was keeping it in the snow to stop it from swelling."

Wow...The Grinch would be amazed by how quick that lie was thought up.

However, Toriel isn't buying it.

"Child. I may be old, but I'm far from stupid. I know a hickey when it's looking me dead in the face."

Fuck!

"How does a skeleton even do that anyway?"

"Don't know...Don't really care."

I crack my neck in irritation, the popping always feels good and calms me.

"When I can't understand things down here I just chalk it up to magic. It's the explanation for everything."

"So you admit it was him!"

"Please drop this."

"Answer me. Did he do this?"

I'm so not in the mood for this crap.

"Stop it, please."

"Then tell me!"

"Fine! Yes! He did it! And you know what?! I liked it! And I'd let him do it again! There! Are you happy now?!"

My snapping concerns her and her face fills with worry.

"Child...I'm...Are you..."

"Back off mom!"

That hurt after saying and she knows it.

"Mama...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...I'm just..."

I feel like putting my head through the stone door from how much I feel like shit for yelling at her.

Yet her big pawed hand on my head and a soft warm smile is what comes to her face.

"It's fine. I understand."

"You...You do?"

That makes one of us.

"Your love is taking root. You're filled with new emotions and hormones. My little girl is becoming a woman!"

Oh sweet hell no!

I head inside.

"Where are you going?"

"To my room. Where I'm grounding myself for all of eternity."

"Oh come on. We come to love not by finding a perfect person...but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. You know Sans better than anyone. It's no wonder you fell for him so easily."

"We are so not having this conversation."

"The key to every relationship is honesty. Have either of you been honest with how you feel yet?"

"I think we've made it clear how we feel."

"But have you said it? Have either of you said 'I love you' yet?"

No...no we really haven't, not technically.

"What does it matter if we say it?"

"Love doesn't become real until it is acknowledged. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. But only once it is seen for what it really is."

"And what's that?"

"A promise. Love is a promise to be there when needed. To be faithful. To be a shield when you need protecting and sword when in need of defending. To make their heart your shelter and their arms your home. Love is everything. All the little things that make you smile even on the saddest days. That is what love is. Knowing that no matter what happens, no force is strong enough to ever keep two true souls apart."

"...That was beautiful."

Yet sad.

"There's a small problem with that though."

"What?"

"Heh...Sans hates to make promises."

She's speechless to that and we continue on home.

But she did make a point, I can't just go with the flow here, I need to know where this river is flowing to, does Sans really love me or am I just a desire?

I guess I have no choice but to try something, god this feels weird, it's hard to ever think of doing this.

"Hey mama..."

"Y-yes my child?"

"Can I see the cook books?"

"Sure. Which one?"

"All of them."

This is going to be a long evening.

[In Hotland, Laboratory]

"Well...That was a twist ending if ever there was one."

"Really Sans? You ditched her just to avoid Toriel? Disgraceful."

Alphys looked back over to the still offline robot.

"We should put him in his room."

"Yeah. I'll call Napstablook and let him know his cousin isn't feeling so well."

"After we do this...um...D-do you want to watch the anime like we planned?"

Undyne smiled and gave a thumbs up.

"Heck yeah. Though I don't know if it'll live up to what we just saw, but why not. I'll give it a shot."

"G-great!"

"And then maybe we can try that neck thing Sans was doing~."

"R-really?"

"Maybe we can try it right now~."

And again, Alphys's nose gushed with a torrent of blood from the over stimulating images forming in her mind.

Undyne couldn't help but find her girlfriend's behavior anything less than sweetly innocent, it only added to her quirky nerdy charm.

The two managed to carry the even bigger robot up to his room, Undyne then informed Napstablook of Mettaton being unwell and assured him he'd be over the moment he was better.

So far, all smooth sailing.

"Hey Alphys..."

"Yeah?"

"What's this slip of paper that says 'Undyne Sleepover Master Plan'?"

"Uh..."

"Fuhuhuhuhu! Alphys you dork! If you wanted me to spend the night..."

Undyne leaned into Alphy's ear and summoned her most sensual voice.

"You should've told me~."

Alphys overloaded and fainted right there, much to her lover's continued delight, so far...best date ever!
Enjoy the fluffiness!
I hope you like it.
So let me know what you think, be as honest as you feel you need to be, it's cool.
Thanks for reading.  ^_^

A reader mentioned how they couldn’t remember certain details after reading so much…So I’ll put them here to be a refresher…this is of course my cannon view on things and may or may not be how Toby Fox envisioned them.
Lynsie is 5'8’’, a brunette with mid-back length hair that is in a ponytail tied with the faded red ribbon, pale white skin, she has hazel eyes that tend to look green most the time, and her outfits after becoming Toriel’s daughter all have the Delta Rune emblem on the chest.
Sans is 5'4''
Pap is 6'4''
Gaster before the CORE is about 5'10'', while after the CORE he's 7'0''
Grillby is about 6'0''
Napstablook is close around 5'0''
Mettaton is also around 5'0'', Mettaton EX is taller at 6'6'', and Mettaton NEO is a massive 7'2''

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(pffffffff   poor Alphys is deep in her own "romantic troubles" he he he)