UNDERTALE: (file name relocated spoof) part #5

WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THE GAME YET, OR READ MY MAIN STORY, OR KNOW WHAT ANY OF THE AUs ARE, THEN THIS WILL MAKE NO SENSE.

THIS IS JUST FOR FUN, LIKE A BEHIND THE ACTOR STUDIO THING, BUT WITH ALTERNATE REALITIES.

I WANT NO RESPONSIBILITY OVER SPOILING THINGS FOR OTHERS.

SO THIS IS MADE WITH NO INTENTIONAL HINTS.

I'M LEAVING IT UP TO YOUR IMAGINATIONS IF YOU THINK SOMETHINGS A CLUE HERE OR NOT.

ENJOY.
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Lynsie: Howdy to all my lovelies and welcome to what is going to be the current "last spoofisode" of our adventures in AU land.

Error!Sans: and what will no doubt be my FAVORITE one too.

Lynsie: Thanks again for doing all this Error. I know it's been a pain, and in more ways than one. But damn if we didn't get some laughs out of it.

Error!Sans: true. i'll admit, i didn't think it would be like this when you first came up with the idea. but hey, it was fun. heh, it's not every day i can see chara get abused by a edgy version of you and yet still hit on her.

Lynsie: Yeah...That was weird. Speaking of the douche lord, is he on his way?

Error!Sans: yeah. i just hope he doesn't ruin this one for me.

Lynsie: Same. This AU took a lot to research. I'd hate for the work to be ruined.

*rift in space time opens*

Error!Sans: speak of the devil.

Chara: Greetings dorks.

Error!Sans: are you sure you still want him here.

Lynsie: Whatever keeps him from taking control the better. At least here he can't do anything than piss us off.

Chara: So what are we doing today? And why is glitch face doing here.

Error!Sans: *grrr* you're right about the pissing us off part.

Lynsie: We're doing our end of show episode.

Chara: Wait...Really? But aren't there a shit ton of AUs? Why are ending this so soon?

Lynsie: It's a small, possibly temporary ending. Since we're so close to the ending of our main time line, our focus will completely on that. So we're giving our spoofs a proper show off with one more AU that is beloved and yet is not fully laid out like most big AUs. Of course, this means for some things, I'll interpret the code data to what could be done.

Chara: So which one are we covering? ZombieTale? AmeriTale? DanceTale? AfterTale? DemonTale? ZeldaTale?

Lynsie: Did you just make that last one up?

Error!Sans: no, that one's a thing too.

Lynsie: Are you freaking...*sigh* Now it's just getting lazy. When a AU is created on its own merit, it shines like a diamond. But these "hybrid AUs"...Sure they sound cool, but it's just wacky crossover stuff.

Chara: I take it you don't like TrainerTale then?

Lynsie: My level 100 shiny mega Rayquaza would tell you different.

Error!Sans: i know what you're saying. it's a good idea to mix up two great things to make one epic thing. but the original thing was good on it's own and only needed a small polish to it to make it really shine. like what happens in those reverse AUs. it's still the same, yet different, but it works with just that small bit.

Lynsie: Exactly. Not saying that hybrids are bad, but they lack real thought out creativity. 'Oh Pokemon are so cool. I bet Pokemon in Undertale would be great!' Next thing you know DigiTale will be a thing. Or DragonBallTale. Or some other hybrid nonsense.

Error!Sans: you do realize what you just did, right?

Lynsie: Yeah...I said Pokemon and now Nintendo will flag this thing expecting to get paid. Sorry Nintendo, this isn't YouTube. You can't flag this.

Error!Sans: no! YOU just put out ideas for AUs! INK will surely create them, which means I have to destroy them! you just added to my job!

Lynsie: *pouts* I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

Error!Sans: *groans* just forget it and start this thing.

Chara: Start what?

Lynsie: Go on Error.

Error!Sans: UNDERNOVELA!

Chara: Holy crap! The fuck are you yelling for?

Lynsie: It's his favorite AU.

Chara: But hold on...Isn't it all in Spanish?

Lynsie: Way ahead of you there. *pulls out box* I borrowed the bark to text machine from Toby the annoying dog and had Alphys tweak it so that it converts other languages into English.

Chara: Rather convenient.

Lynsie: Convenient plot device is convenient.

Chara: Adding a sin.

Lynsie: Noted. Anywhozle...A basic AU understanding is needed before we toss our selves into this spicy bowel of salsa.

Error!Sans: asgoro was an assassin before he became head of the organization. his trial involved losing his son to test his loyalty, then killing 6 kids. he did it with the promise of money and power and hoped to use that to better the town and his wife's lifestyle. but...that didn't happen. oops. anyways. there to help him was undina, his maid at the time, who just happened to be really good at beating the shit out of people...and digging holes. undina is now asgoro's most loyal worker. so from breaking plates, she went to breaking necks. but killing the kids took a toll on him. he can no longer sleep, hearing their screams and his son's voice. but of course we know asriel isn't really dead, but no one knows that he's really the main villain behind it all later on that may or may not have amnesia. also it's unsure flori is either a split personality or a hallucination...maybe both. then when toriel found out his involvement, she left him, taking their adopted kid frisk, who looks an awful lot like a certain demon child that is their evil twin sibling, with her. weeks pass and he lives alone, but the grief of losing both his children and wife was too much on his old heart. he now has a heart condition. that's pretty much basic start to it. other characters are papiro, he works for don parrilla (grillby) at the restaurant. parrilla's a bartender, papi's the chef. alfis was gonna be a nun originally and used to "work" with gaster before she got involved with asgoro, probably by undina's doing, now she's his maid. the skeleton family used to know asgoro. in fact, gaster and asgoro used to be in the same gang and got to beat people up together to the rhythm of friendship. but that has since hugely changed. the only one too young at the time to remember was papiro. to be fair though, the brothers didn't really have all that well a childhood with their dad gaster. papi was too young to really remember anything, but as far as sin is concerned he's always been taking care of his younger brother. it was a tough upbringing, living in poverty and being forced into child labor just to afford food for each other. in that sense, things haven't really changed much. gaster would pay for their shelter, but that's...really about it. he was always missing. whenever he did come back, it was rare and a short visit. sin would walk up to him while he was leaving and ask when he'd come back, to which gaster would just apologize over and over, then leave again. up until recently, sin had a lot of faith in his dad, thinking he was a good man, believing they could still...make things work. but when gaster became a priest things just...seemed too different about him. other circumstances made them cut ties altogether. to this day, sin refuses to let papiro know about or see their father. they wouldn't say it was a tragic childhood though. for papi, his most vivid memories is of how cool and hardworking his brother was, despite being a lazybones now. a bit sad...but neither of them would ever change it for the world. metatón is a celebrity and pretends he doesn't speak spanish to seem fancier. burgerpants works for metatón as his servant and translator. blooky works in his family business of illegal snail trafficking. yeah. 'cause that's a thing. muffet tells asgoro everything that's going on in town, what with her network of spiders. she's the one that ratted out toriel's whereabouts to asgoro. toriel is still technically married to asgoro but considers herself separated and works as a teacher, like she always longs to be. sin is a security guard who sleeps on the job, not a big difference really, except he's also the best assassin in the whole underground. padre gaster is a killer in holy robs. not really a true priest but does work in the church. he preaches the word of GOD, but does his fair share of sins. nice cream guy sells piraguas (shaved ice dessert) on the street corner and he's really nice. duh. and temmie...temmie just needs help. that's all i know so far.

Chara: ...

Lynsie: ...

Error!Sans: what?

Chara: We're gonna need popcorn.

Lynsie: And soda!

Error!Sans: ...i think this is the first time we've all agreed on something.

Lynsie: Que the warning!

Chara: Warning: This shit can get hardcore raw. Content may or may not contain spoilers for the game and/or story. We're leaving it up to you sinners and your filthy minds to wander to your own conclusions.

Lynsie: I'm gonna miss this.

Chara: So how's the script for this one? The same stuff or different like ReaperTale was?

Lynsie: A bit of both. It's not a big difference like ReaperTale was, it's almost like MafiTale. But it's not the same like the others, so a few new things had to be written in. *hands over the script to Chara*

Chara: *looks it over* Seems okay-ish. Though a Spanish you isn't all that odd.

Lynsie: I know. I'm half Cuban on my dad's side, yet can't understand a word his family says.

Error!Sans: really?

Lynsie: Yeah. It doesn't help that my skin tone is like snow. Though if you leave me out in water while the sun is shinning, I tan up quite nicely.

Chara: Huh, a bronzed Lynn? *thinks* Nah...It doesn't appeal to me.

Lynsie: *whispers* Error, get me a tanning booth!

Error!Sans: *snickers* let's start the show already.

Chara: Scenario #1: Lynsie has arrived in the world of the Underground. What's the deal?

UNDERNOVELA (DRAMATIC MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A UNNOTICED TACITURN)

Lynn: There's always something going on in Ebott Town. It looks like any other at first, but if you stop and really pay attention...You'll see the truth. That shadows lurk around under false happy lives. All the bloodshed that goes on right under people's noses. It amazes me. But that's the thing. I don't stop it. I don't say a word. I just watch. I watch and I keep what I see as my secret. No one suspects me. No one sees me. No one would think a simple flower girl was holding the keys to so many kingdoms in the form of secrets. I could use these as blackmail. But where's the honor in that? No...I keep these secrets. I keep them, but if I feel the need is there, I might let a tine clue slip out. This town has its fair share of sins and plenty of sinners. I think it's nearly time to bring these secrets to light. Maybe...All I just need is a reason to step out of my own shadow and move into the light.

Error!Sans: well...i did not see that coming.

Lynsie: ...What the fuck am I in this AU? For real. Right off the bat, I sound like this creepy stalker background character that knows all and shit.

Chara: You sound kind of like me when I haunt you. Only I'd so blackmail the shit out all those idiots.

Lynsie: I guess this kind of thing makes my a Helper character type. They notice the hero character's struggles and so, seek out ways to aid and help the hero. But aren't I suppose to be the protagonist? Am I two types mixed?

Chara: So does this mean Muffet's spiders are able to find things out because you let things slip out randomly?

Lynsie: This is so confusing. Ow! My head hurts.

Error!Sans: this is your first time messing around with a storyline along the lines of a soap opera, isn't it?

Lynsie: So many tropes, clichés, possible plot holes, and lame explanations involving amnesia!

Error!Sans: calm down and watch the show.

Lynsie: Fine.

Chara: Scenario #2: Lynsie has an encounter with the antagonist character. How do they interact?

UNDERNOVELA (DRAMATIC MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A UNNOTICED TACITURN)

Lynn: Flowers. Fresh flowers for sale. Roses for 10g, no better price in town. You sir. How can I help you this day?

Asriel: *smirks* Howdy. I'm looking for something in particular.

Lynn: Oh? I do have an array of assorted flora. What pray tell is the name of said botanical beauty?

Asriel: *chuckles* Do you happen to have any Buttercups?

Lynn: *confused* Not a common request I get.

Asriel: Is that a no then?

Lynn: Now I didn't say that. I do, but it's not my normal seller.

Asriel: Heh...I would think not. Normally a flower children often play with. Did you know, that if consumed, these little flowers can cause a very horrible illness? One that could be deadly if enough is ingested.

Lynn: *flinches as she brings him his order* I did. Why such a dark topic all of a sudden sir?

Asriel: No reason. Just testing your knowledge as a botanist. They say you can learn a lot of things from flowers. And judging by how these look, I'd say you are very attentive. Watching over each little bud and making sure you know just what to do to keep them well.

Lynn: *This is starting to get creepy* I try my best.

Asriel: *pays* By the way. Do you happen to have Echo Flowers?

Lynn: Yes, but not many. They don't last long in direct sunlight.

Asriel: May I see one?

Lynn: Sure. *then leave already you weirdo* Here you are sir.

Asriel: *holds the flower, whispers into it, and hands it back with a innocent smile* Take care, flower girl. *leaves*

Lynn: Huh? Wonder what that was all about.

Echo Flower Asriel: I know who you are. I know what you do. And if you're not careful...I will come for you...Lynsie.

Lynn: *drops the flowers* Oh shit...

Chara: Now that...That is how you royally scare the shit out of someone. Bravo!

Lynsie: I get the feeling this Asriel is gonna be like this grand puppet master and will try to use this version of me in his evil plot. Control the information, control the world.

Error!Sans: it's a possibility. but let's not forget who really pulls the strings around here.

Lynsie: *snickers*

Chara: *groans* Moving on...Scenario #3: Lynsie meets the tutorial monster.

UNDERNOVELA (DRAMATIC MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A UNNOTICED TACITURN)

Lynn: *keeping a low profile and watching*

Toriel: Come along Frisk. We mustn't be late.

Frisk: *gives thumbs up*

Lynn: *Why she doesn't find it weird that the kid had a full mustache at such a young age?*

Toriel: *holds the child's hand as they walk*

Lynn: *follows*

*strolls about town*

Lynn: *Where are they going?*

Frisk: *looks back*

Lynn: *shit*

Toriel: What's wrong child? *looks* Oh, hello. Can I help you?

Lynn: No miss. I'm okay. Just walking around. It's a beautiful day for a walk.

Toriel: *puzzled* You look familiar. Do I know you?

Lynn: I don't think so.

Toriel: I'm sure I've seen you before.

Lynn: Mine would be a face seen all about town.

Frisk: *points to flowers growing in the cracks of the sidewalk*

Toriel: You're right my child. Now I remember you. You sell flowers on the corner near my school.

Lynn: Seems you have seen me before.

Toriel: You wouldn't happen to have any flowers with you? They are always so lovely.

Lynn: Not today. It's my day off. A fun perk of being my own boss.

Toriel: Oh...Perhaps another day then.

Frisk: *tugs on Toriel's sleeve and points*

Toriel: Right. It was nice meeting you.

Lynn: *smiles* Likewise. Till we meet again. *leaves*

Toriel: Come along my child. *leaves*

Lynn: *waits and then follows them again*

Error!Sans: now i see that stalker thing you were talking about.

Lynsie: At some point her "watching" is on purpose. She's doing this for reasons of god knows what.

Chara: Maybe you're just a weirdo.

Lynsie: Too simple.

Chara: Maybe you're a weirdo that gets off on the thrill of following others without their knowledge.

Error!Sans: ...that...that is creepy.

Lynsie: Let's just skip over this before we think too much and go nuts trying to figure motives with little info.

Chara: Scenario #4: Lynsie meets a skeleton for the first time.

UNDERNOVELA (DRAMATIC MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A UNNOTICED TACITURN)

*setting up her flower stand*

sin: excuse me miss...

Lynn: *Ah hell...* Hello again sir.

sin: actually, the name is sin. *chuckles* and it's good to see you again too.

Lynn: *sigh* What did I do this time?

sin: nothing yet. but you do know soliciting isn't permitted without a venders license.

Lynn: And you do know that a license to sell something anyone can get by just plucking it from the ground is stupid. If we allow such things to continue, next thing you know, kids won't be allowed to sell lemonade from their own yards.

sin: good point. but you know the rules and i got a job to do.

Lynn: *groans* Fine. I'll repack everything and move to a different corner away from here.

sin: now hold on there. maybe we can work something out.

Lynn: *Oh goodie* I can't pay you.

sin: i wasn't expecting you to.

Lynn: *Great, he's one of those guys* Explain.

sin: it's not what you think. i was just thinking...maybe i'll let you sell here if we could hangout sometimes.

Lynn: Hangout? Like a date thing?

sin: *blush* no! uh, not that i wouldn't ask ya out. but we barely know each other.

Lynn: True. These corner meet ups don't really do much for social interaction. *Eh, what the hell* Sure, why not.

sin: really? great! i'm off in a few. how does don parrilla's sound?

Lynn: *smile* I look forward to it.

Error!Sans: a rather interesting take on how they meet.

Lynsie: For a moment, I was thinking the same thing as this Lynn. That Sin was gonna extort some sort of payment from her.

Chara: You were thinking sex, right?

Lynsie: Maybe just a bit. But this is still a version of Sans. And Sans is always a good guy.

Error!Sans: *coughs*

Lynsie: And yes, that includes you Error. You may have a shitty job that you decided to do. But you're still a good guy deep down. It's just hard to see it with all the little error signs.

Error!Sans: *blush* uh...thanks...i guess.

Lynsie: Now for the fun part...Time to meet Papyrus!

Chara: Why does it say he has a mustache?

Error!Sans: because he does.

Lynsie: Don't ask questions bro. They'll only hurt your brain.

Chara: ...I have no words other than magic is weird...Scenario #5: Lynsie meets the first skeleton's brother.

UNDERNOVELA (DRAMATIC MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A UNNOTICED TACITURN)

Lynn: So your brother's a chef?

sin: you seemed surprised?

Lynn: Not really. I'm just trying to think how you guys have a sense of taste without tongues.

sin: heh...it's one of the cool things that come with being magic kiddo.

*enters the skeleton's home*

sin: hey pap, i hope you don't mind setting up a third plate for diner.

PAPIRO: *PEEKS FROM THE KITCHEN* OH, HELLO THERE! YOU MUST BE THE HUMAN MY BROTHER TALKS ABOUT SO MUCH.

Lynn: Hi there...*looks at Sin with a smirk* So you talk about me huh?

sin: *awkward* you think way too much into things.

Lynn: Sure, whatever you say officer.

PAPIRO: SO NICE SMELLING HUMAN, I DO HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.

Lynn: *Dear lord he's a sweetheart* I am. But there's no need to trouble yourself about it.

PAPIRO: NONSENSE. YOU ARE A GUEST OF THE MAGNIFICENT PAPIRO. OH! DO YOU HAPPEN TO LIKE CHURROS?

Lynn: Normal or cream filled?

PAPIRO: BOTH.

Lynn: *eyes light up* ...I love you!

sin: *falls over laughing*

PAPIRO: *BLUSH* REALLY? THIS IS SO SUDDEN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

Lynn: *this is a bit much* Sorry. Got a bit carried away there for a second. I just really like churros.

PAPIRO: HEH,WELL THEN, YOU'RE IN FOR A REAL TREAT. I TRIED A NEW FLAVOR OF CREAM FOR THE FILLING.

Lynn: Oh? What flavor?

PAPIRO: CHOCOLATE.

Lynn: ...

PAPIRO: HUMAN?

sin: *laughter slowly settling down*

Lynn: I must hug you. *glomp*

PAPIRO: OOMPH! UH...RATHER AFFECTIONATE, AREN'T YOU?

Lynn: Just a tad.

sin: *laughs more*

PAPIRO: EITHER WAY, IT'S VERY NICE TO ME YOU.

Lynn: Same.

Lynsie: Okay, that came out more normal than the other scenes.

Chara: And once more you ruin things with your damn sweetness.

Error!Sans: it could've been worse.

Chara: Oh yeah? How?

Error!Sans: they could've broke out into a hat dance.

Lynsie: Oh, that's in there. Just later on.

Chara: Really? Stereotyping?

Lynsie: It's okay. This AU is kinda suppose to be like that. Based on Novelas aka Spanish Soap Operas, the characters are all extremely dramatic, speaks Español/Spanish, are conventionally attractive, zoom in and out of the screen at random, and pass out from unexpected heart attacks. It's suppose to be silly and serious at the same time.

Error!Sans: it's rather addicting to watch.

Chara: Whatever, you freaks...Scenario #6: The first skeleton takes Lynsie to their hangout spot.

UNDERNOVELA (DRAMATIC MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A UNNOTICED TACITURN)

sin: and here we are. welcome to don parrilla's.

Lynn: Huh...I pass this cantina all the time and yet never been inside.

sin: you'll like it. it's really cozy. and best of all, my bro works here. so...family discount.

Lynn: *snickers* Nice.

*enters*

Don parrilla: Welcome. And what can I do for...*sees Sin* Oh. I take it it's that time again Sin. It's not near closing, so Papiro isn't off yet. Do you want the usual?

sin: for once, no. me and my lady friend here would like to see the menus.

Lynn: Hi.

Don parrilla: Oh! My apologies. Please, let me show you to your table.

sin: can we have a booth instead?

Lynn: *eyes him funny but smiles*

Don parrilla: Right this way. *shows them to a booth*

sin: see what i mean by cozy?

Lynn: Are you sure this isn't a date? 'Cause this is pretty close to the borderline.

Don parrilla: Really Sin? Don't tell me you're going to end up making her pay after this?

Lynn: So he's done this before?

Don parrilla: He has a habit of not paying his tab.

Lynn: Great...

sin: *sneers* look, that's not my intention. i just want to hangout and get to know ya better. and for your information, i am paying.

Don parrilla: Well then...*hands over the menus* Let me know when you're ready to order.

Lynn: *well this feels awkward* Sorry about that.

sin: no, it's fine. i know this is weird enough. i didn't mean to add to it. but hey, at least this is interesting.

Lynn: Very true. And you know what...It's nice. It's fun.

sin: *smiles* glad to hear that.

Chara: Now this Grillby doesn't take no shit. I like him.

Lynsie: He seems like any other Grillby to me. He's not as tough as UnderFell or as dangerous as HorrorTale, but he has his own, what's the word...machismo.

Error!Sans: i sometimes wonder what a boss fight with grillby would be like.

Chara: Oh that would be great.

Lynsie: Hmmm...Fighting Grillby...*pictures it* Now that's hot.

Chara: Come on, quit ruining things. Scenario #7: Lynsie meets a ghost for the first time.

UNDERNOVELA (DRAMATIC MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A UNNOTICED TACITURN)

*pushing her cart along the road to a spot she normal sells at, only this time it's taken*

Napstablook: Oh! H-hi there. Can I interest you in some mollusks?

Lynn: ...Are you selling snails?

Napstablook: Shhhh...Not so loud.

Lynn: Okay...Either way...You seem new to this side of town. If you want...I could give you a couple tips.

Napstablook: Really?

Lynn: Sure. I normally use this spot because women mostly stroll this way and they make for easy sells. Now for your "product"...You might wanna try the market area. Snails are used in food items, so you can push them there if you have a good sales pitch.

Napstablook: Really? That sounds fantastic!

Lynn: Though...I do know of one person that'll buy your mollusks without much goading.

Napstablook: O-oh? Do tell.

Lynn: *smirk and writes on a small card* Take this. You'll know her when you see her. A Boss Monster as a school teacher isn't something you can really not notice.

Napstablook: Thank you.

Chara: Did you just do what I think you just did?

Lynsie: If you mean, did that me just point Blooky into selling to Toriel, then yes.

Chara: I would say that I approve of this, but it's not really bad.

Error!Sans: the snails napstablook sells are rare endangered breeds.

Lynsie: And animal trafficking is the 3rd largest illegal trade market under weapons and drugs. Blooky is doing something rather bad even if it looks harmless.

Chara: Really? Well...I now respect that wuss. Go figure.

Lynsie: You have low standards.

Chara: Bite me bitch!

Lynsie: Fell me already did.

Error!Sans: oh snap.

Chara: Fuck you both...Scenario #8: Lynsie meets Alphys. What was that like?

UNDERNOVELA (DRAMATIC MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A UNNOTICED TACITURN)

*passing by New Home manor*

Alfis: *taking out the trash*

Lynn: Working hard or hardly working?

Alfis: *jumps in shock* H-holy...You scared me.

Lynn: I have a tendency to do that. It's easy when no one notices you. But you'd know that, wouldn't you Alfis?

Alfis: W-what are you talking about?

Lynn: Please dear. No need to be all shy. I mean you no harm. I'm just in need of something.

Alfis: You want something? W-what could I possibly give you?

Lynn: A favor.

Alfis: Such as?

Lynn: The man that speaks in hands...I want to meet him. I have things to talk to him about.

Alfis: You...How do you...?

Lynn: *grins* I am everywhere and nowhere. I know all and nothing at once. Now then...Can you arrange this meeting?

Alfis: And if I refuse?

Lynn: Oh dear Alfis...You know better than to do that.

Alfis: *uncertain*

Lynn: A storm is coming. A bad one. It's time to prepare for when the rain pours.

Alfis: *confused but nods* Understood.

Error!Sans: a bit more dramatic and still cryptic.

Chara: At least some action is starting up.

Lynsie: My guess is the whole Asriel thing. Either this is something under his orders or she's doing this to prepare for when Asriel strikes.

Chara: Seems likely.

Error!Sans: i get the feeling that asriel's big plan will involve a major gang war. asgoro's crew verses gaster's. once both groups have killed each other, asriel can swoop in and collect his inheritance of power.

Chara: Now this is an Asriel I can get behind. Ruthless, cunning, and just down right bad. I love it!

Lynsie: You're so predictable.

Chara: And you aren't?

Lynsie: At least my goal isn't a convoluted mess of contradictions.

Chara: I will beat your face into the ground!

Lynsie: You couldn't beat me, just like you couldn't beat Jerry.

Chara: Fuck you!

Lynsie: Fuck you!

Error!Sans: shut up the both of you! *blue strings ensnare them both*

*the humans wince in pain from their soul being tied*

Error!Sans: now...do i have to make some new puppets? or are you dummies gonna settle down?

Lynsie: I'll be good.

Chara: Whatever.

Error!Sans: *lets her go but thrashes him a bit* care to answer that again?

Chara: Alright! I'll stop! ...At least till we get back to out own world and junk.

Error!Sans: that's...slightly better. *lets him go*

Lynsie: It's the nicest thing he's so far said. I'd take it.

Error!Sans: i guess.

Chara: *I hate you both so much* Scenario #9: Lynsie has a run in with the robot.

UNDERNOVELA (DRAMATIC MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A UNNOTICED TACITURN)

Lynn: *running* Crap! Crap! Crap1 I'm gonna be so late!

*turns a sharp corner and sees people*

Lynn: Clear a path! *can't slow down*

Burgerpants: Hey! *dodge* Watch where you're going!

Lynn: *zoom* Sorry! Can't stop!

Metatón: *huffs* How rude! *stretches out an arm and grabs the speeding human*

Lynn: *Crap!* Hey! Let me go! *I so don't have time for this*

Metatón: Where are your manners darling? You can't just run into people all crazy like that and not apologize.

Lynn: *is he being for real right now?* Seriously? This is why you're literally holding me up for?

Metatón: Now-now, no need for that sour note. Just say you're sorry and I'll let you be on your way.

Lynn: Fine. I'm sorry. Now can you please...

Metatón: No darling, you have to mean it. Put a bit more feeling into it.

Lynn: *Oh my god you are so lucky I can't slap you right now!*

Metatón: By the look on your face, you're really getting into this. Such intensity.

Burgerpants: I'm pretty sure she's just pissed off, Boss.

Metatón: No one asked you. Now then darling, once more from the top. And...Action!

Lynn: *You want feeling? I'll make you weep till you rust!* Okay...*looks down before looking up at him with watery eyes and a remorseful expression* Oh please kind sir. I didn't mean to be so rude. *sniffle* I was just in a big hurry. You see, I have a very important meeting to get to. It's critical I show up on time. Otherwise I'd get in so much trouble. *weeps* For god's sake, it's a matter of life and death!

Burgerpants: What a bunch of bull...

Metatón: Quiet you fool! This is gold.

Lynn: *sniffles while crying* If you can please find it in your heart to forgive for my rudeness...I swear to never ever do such a terrible thing again. Oh lord! The guilt I feel is consuming my very being! I can't take it! *dramatic dead*

Metatón: Oh...My...God! That was wonderful! *drops*

Lynn: Ow...

Metatón: Sorry. But that was fantastic darling! Did we get that all on tape?

Burgerpants: Unfortunately, yes.

Lynn: Wait...What?

Metatón: I think we could get better shots if we angle the cameras here and here. Okay...Let's set up for a retake. I do hope you remember all that darling. Oooh...I love auditions!

Lynn: *kill me* I hate my life.

Burgerpants: Welcome to my special hell.

Chara: ...

Lynsie: ...

Error!Sans: ...

*moments of confused silence burst into laughter*

Chara: What the...*snickering* What the fuck did we just see?!

Lynsie: I don't...*falls over* Can't breathe...

Error!Sans: i love this au...*hitting the floor* nothing tops it.

*laughter continues for awhile till all calms down*

Lynsie: Oh man...I so needed that.

Chara: That was THE funniest and stupidest thing you have ever done.

Lynsie: Wow...Complimented and insulted at the same time. Achievement unlocked!

Chara: What?

Lynsie: Ignore me! I'm being awesome.

Chara: ...God your so weird.

Error!Sans: you don't know the half of it. but at least this anomaly is interesting.

Chara: What does that mean?

Error!Sans: and spoil the surprise? i think not demon.

Chara: Whatever, time to end this...which kind of sucks. Scenario #10: Lynsie meets Undyne. How does that go?

UNDERNOVELA (DRAMATIC MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A UNNOTICED TACITURN)

*looking around the desert*

Lynn: Let's see...The hoof tracks lead out this far. Just how far does she do this at? The bodies can't be so widespread. Can they?

*the whinny of a horse draws near*

Lynn: Shit! *think you idiot!*

Undina: Human! *comes riding up to her* What the heck are you doing way out here?!

Lynn: *play the fool* Apparently I'm getting lost. A damn coyote ran off with my map. So I figure to chase it. Little fuzz ball managed to ditch me, so I kept going and I thought I was headed back towards town.

Undina: *scoffs* Far from it punk. Any further the way you were headed and you'd be buzzard chow.

Lynn: Great...Last thing I need is another animal making me look bad.

Undina: Look...I can give you a lift to town. But you have to never come back out here. This land is private property. Be lucky I didn't kill you where you stand.

Lynn: *Holy shit...How much land does Asgoro own?* My bad. I didn't see any signs. Probably missed them in this heat. Everything is all wavy.

Undina: Come on. Any longer and you'll die of heat stroke. Climb up. *offers hand*

Lynn: Thank you. *is helped onto the back of the horse*

Undina: Ever been on one of these before?

Lynn: Once as a kid.

Undina: Then you better hold on, or the fall is gonna hurt like a bitch!

Lynn: *holds her by the waist tightly*

Undina: *snickers* Careful now. You grip me any harder and I'll think you're trying to hit on me.

Lynn: *blush* Saying things like that will make your girlfriend jealous.

Undina: *shocked* W-what did you say?

Lynn: Or boyfriend. One can never be too picky. After all, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But one should always stick to the rivers and the lakes that they're used to.

Undina: ...You're lucky I have to get you off the land or I'd leave you here for that crap.

Lynn: I'll shut up.

Undina: That's better. *rides off*

Lynsie: Huh...I don't know whether to be surprised a fight didn't happen or vomit from the fish flirt.

Chara: What's wrong sis? You don't swim both ways?

Lynsie: *punches his shoulder*

Chara: Hahaha...Gullible bone fucker.

Error!Sans: what did i tell you both about fighting?

Lynsie: He started it.

Chara: You're such a girl.

Lynsie: Do ̀no̕t͞ p̧ush ҉m̕e͘ ̶m̕o̷ther ̛fuck̶e̵r̴ o͝r I͜ w͏íl͘l̶ ͜end̀ ̡yo͡u͜r ̶sor̶rý e̷xcuse f̨or ̵w͏h̸a͜t yo͢u̷ c͘àl̛l a͢n̢ e̡x̡i̵ste̛n̵c͏e, ͡dò ͡I ͢ma̕k̵ę ̴mys͢e͠l͠f̵ cĺe͟ar!̶?!͏

Chara: Bring it on bitch! I've been waiting for this moment!

Error!Sans: ENOUGH!

*blue threads cover the area*

Error!Sans: do you think I would let you both go nuts in here? that I would not have a plan to STOP you idiots?

Chara: Do you think these strings can stop me?

Lynsie: No͏.͡..̴Bu͘t̸ I ća̢n!

Error!Sans: *groans and opens portals* you DEMON...go back to hell.

Chara: I'll kill you all! Mark my words! *is tossed into one portal and is gone*

Error!Sans: as for you ANOMALY...*threads grip around her* you and i have much discuss.

Lynsie: W̡ę ̀h̷àve͠ a de̡a͡l ͡Er͟ror.̵

Error!Sans: i know. but now i want to add to it. i want more access to your coding.

Lynsie: Aḿ I not ̢g͞iv͜ing̶ ̸y̡o͡u e̕nough? ̧Juşt͘ ̨lo͢o̴k͠ at ͘all͠ ̢t͟he wo̵r̨ld͝s͡ ̀y҉ou f͝óu͠nd̸ ̨b̧y j͘u̢s̨t ͏t̕ra̛c̸ìnģ m̶y̶ dat͜a sign̢a̵ture͜. W̧h͏a̶t́ ͟m͞or̶e can̛ I ̵do?

Error!Sans: *smiles* silly girl. much like these alternate universes, the possibilities are endless. *throws her into the other portal and looks back to the camera* show's over folks. oh! and happy halloween.

*he enters the portal and then pulls the camera in to follow, the feed becomes static, then cuts off*